If you know us at all, you’ll know that there are few things that float our boat more buoyantly than funny DJ press pics. So to say that we find kindred spirits in In the Mix after their recent piece on the topic would be a total understatement.

Not only have they pulled out some classics from the internet archive of horribly considered promo shots, but they’ve even broken it down into handy tropes/categories to get you better acquainted with what not to do the next time your buddy breaks out his new DSLR. Behold below a few samples of The Crouch, The Dumb Prop, and The Awkward Pose, and then head here for more laughs.